Wrong-Way CorridorOperational
Zero cars coming. Allegedly.
—reports today
Welcome to Fanning Bayou
Home of the straightest road in the county, a roundabout nobody understands, and a retention pond full of crocodiles we have agreed to coexist with. Your portal for speed limits, weeds, HOA fines, and the time-honored art of going the wrong way when nobody is coming.
Community Status Board
Roundabout Confusion IndexElevated
Yield is a verb. We keep telling people.
—complaints today
Speed Limit SignageExpanding
The census of the signs continues.
—sightings logged today
Weed & Yard WatchCitations Open
Someone is measuring your grass right now.
—yard reports today
Crocodile WatchChecking
Surveying the retention pond.
—sightings today
Days Since Last MeltdownChecking
Measuring the calm.
—days
The BulletinOpen 24/7
Anonymous. Unmoderated-ish. Eternally aggrieved.
—posts on record
The MarketplaceOpen
Mostly a treadmill and a kayak.
—items for sale
HOA InboxUnanswered
A reply is forthcoming. ✶
12emails since 2019 ✶
Live tallies come straight from the Bulletin. Figures marked ✶ are provided for morale purposes only.
Departments
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The Wrong Way Academy
A straight-faced driver's manual for the road everyone treats as a suggestion. Learn the correct way to go the wrong way.
Enroll →📣
The Bayou Bulletin
The anonymous board. Roundabout rage, speed-limit watch, and grievances of every size. Post a thing. Agree with a thing.
Air a grievance →🏷️
The Bayou Classifieds
The garage sale that never ends. Sell your stuff, browse the neighbors' stuff, and close the deal on the group.
Browse the pile →📒
The Contractor List
The naughty and nice list. Recommend the good ones by name, warn about the bad ones without naming names.
Check the list →🧭
Field Guides
The Roundabout Survival Guide and the Speed Limit Compliance Bureau. Public service, mostly.
Get oriented →What is this?
A loving satire of our neighborhood, made by somebody who actually lives here and loves the place. Not affiliated with the HOA, the county, the developer, or anyone who would approve of it. Be kind. It is a joke, not a grievance filing.